I wrote this piece a couple years ago after I had walked in on my friend’s roommate masturbating. We both just sort of freaked out and I ran away like I had witnessed a murder. Anyway, I thought about how it would actually be helpful if he had had a powerpoint to guide him through that tough time. This was co-written by the classy Cory Jones. (@corygavinjones)
Okay, I admit this is ridiculous but stay with me here.
It’s commonly referred to as the “Choco Taco,” but referred to by many as “manna from heaven,” so before you knock it, allow me to take a deep breath and suggest at the top of my lungs that if you’ve never actually eaten one of these epic little tacos…BABY, YOU HAVEN’T LIVED!
I cleverly refer to it as “the best thing ever.”
Choco Taco is a brand of dessert food resembling a taco, consisting of a taco shell-like waffle cone, reduced-fat vanilla ice cream, artificially flavored fudge, peanuts, and a milk chocolate coating. The product was invented in Philadelphia in the 1980’s by the Jack and Jill Ice Cream Company but was introduced nationwide by Good Humor-Breyers in 1996 as “America’s coolest taco” at the Supermarket Industry Convention in Chicago, Illinois.
I would now like to rant about the title of Beyonce's new album.
Really, B? You gonna call it “4”? 4? What the hell is you thinking? I could’ve understood “Evolution” or “Revolution” or shit, even “Bevolution!” Cuz made up word albums are usually unpredictable and exciting, like “Stankonia.”
"Bevolution?" What the hell is that? I need to cop that shit when it come out, or at least the bootleg!
But FOUR? COME THE FUCK ON!!
"4?" Sound like a bunch of ballads, Euro-pop songs and a country-like tune. Fuck that album.