Lady Gaga just released the video for her disappointing single “Born This Way.” It’s covered in pixie dust, zombie ooze, and chunks of alien placenta. It’s official: Lady Gaga has bought into her own myth.
Her latest cinematic epic starts off with a unicorn in an inverted pink triangle. It is possibly the only image gayer than a picture of Marc Jacob’s nightstand. Then we get a “manifesto from Mother Monster.” Gaga can be great, but can she do anything without it being some sort of grand message? The song is already a heavy-handed treatise about how great it is to be gay, now we need her manifesto on good and evil? For her first new work in quite awhile, does it have to be this very serious, self-mythologizing gobbledygook? Can’t she just string together some choreography and costume changes and party down?
In a narration that purposefully sounds like the exposition at the beginning of a bad superhero movie, we find out that Lady Gaga gave birth to both good and evil and now we have to choose between the two. Our choice is narrowed down to resplendent earth mother Gaga with an eyeball on her chin, and nasty S&M devil Gaga in a corset. Both look pretty damn awesome, and in both cases, we see weird things come flying out of her vagina. In between the two, a bikini-clad Gaga seems to be leading an aerobics class in hell and dancing with the zombie model from the Mugler show.
If this song is supposed to be a celebration of diversity and acceptance, then why is the whole thing so damn bleak? I’m starting to believe that Lady Gaga is actually allergic to fun. She deserves credit for reviving the art of the music video, but what she really needed was something with more whimsy. And that a unicorn just didn’t cut it—and Ke$ha beat her to it. But even watching Gaga’s failure is more interesting and will churn up more debate than scores of other artists’ triumphs.
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New Michael Jackson Singles Coming From The Global #1 Album "Michael"; Album Already Achieves Platinum Status in 17 Countries Worldwide
New York, NY – In the coming weeks, the Estate and Sony Music will be releasing “Hollywood Tonight” and “Behind the Mask” from the global hit album MICHAEL. “Behind The Mask” will be released as the radio single in countries including the United States, Canada, Japan and France. “Hollywood Tonight” will be the single released to radio in the rest of the world and videos for both songs will be released worldwide. Each Sony Music affiliate will also release more information on the plans in their respective territories.
Both “Behind The Mask” and “Hollywood Tonight” are fan and critical favorites from MICHAEL – the unique collection of Michael Jackson songs completed posthumously and released in December by Sony and his Estate. The album includes material Michael had been working on for future release prior to his passing along with other vintage work he planned to place on future albums. Joe Vogel, author of the upcoming book Man in the Music: The Creative Life and Work of Michael Jackson, wrote that while “Posthumous works are notoriously tricky…This, ultimately, is the most important quality of Michael: it feels like Michael.”
"Behind the Mask," which was recently completed by John McClain and Jon Nettlesbey, is praised by critics for infusing the spirit of Michael’s music from the past. Rolling Stone called it "a fiercely funky cousin to "Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’" The song is written by Michael Jackson, Chris Mosdell and Ryuichi Sakamoto and produced by Michael Jackson, John McClain and Jon Nettlesbey. The song’s recognizable hook is a sample of "Behind The Mask" as performed by Ryuichi Sakamoto’s Yellow Magic Orchestra. And "Hollywood Tonight", which USA TODAY said “pulsates with Billie Jean-esque energy, was written during the time of the Invincible album. In 2007, Michael pulled the track out of the archives to work on the song with producer Theron “Neff-U” Feemster. “Hollywood Tonight” was written by Michael Jackson and Brad Buxer and the track was produced by Teddy Riley, Michael Jackson with co-producer by Theron “Neff-U” Feemster. Ellen DeGeneres debuted and danced to the song with her audience during her popular talk show.
MICHAEL was the #1 global album upon its release in December and has shipped over 3 million units worldwide making it one of the biggest albums of 2010. The album’s nonstop success continues to underscore Michael’s importance to his fans as a global icon and superstar, and shows how his music continues to transcend cultures and languages. The platinum status for MICHAEL has now grown to 17 countries including the United Kingdom, Germany, France (2x), Italy (2x), Spain, Denmark, Poland, Russia(2x), Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic (5x), Canada, India (2x), China, Taiwan, Korea and the Middle East. Michael is now Gold in 18 countries including Australia, New Zealand, Brazil, Japan, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Malaysia, Philippines, Singapore, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Ireland, Portugal, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal and Sweden.
MICHAEL marks another release under the new agreement between The Estate of Michael Jackson and Sony Music announced in March 2010 that continues the label’s 35-year relationship with Michael and his music. During that time, Michael sold hundreds of millions of records, had 13 #1 singles and released the pop culture phenomenon “Thriller,” which remains music’s all-time bestselling album with more than 100 million copies sold worldwide.